The Spam Files III
Subject: Don’t forget your superman pill!
Forget that, where can I get myself some Batman pills?
Subject: Adult Shop - Movie Section!!! strickland
Do they also sell propane and propane accessories?
Subject: STOP PAYING FOR YOUR Pay_Per_View_Movies IX:z8gon26923
But if I didn’t pay for them, then they wouldn’t be pay-per-view…
Subject: sheee miiiight saaaaaay it’s too haaaard
Aaaaand iiiiit miiiight giiiiive heeeer aaaa speeeeech impeeeedimeeeent tooooo.
Subject: what if you had.. battalion maggot
Is that a new Warhammer 40K figurine?
Subject: Loving yourself is the begenning of loving life!
Hey, it’s none of your business how I ‘love myself’…
You know, there’s just no way to make these kinds of things any funnier, so instead of making comments, I’ll just giggle heartily and move on.
Or, I could simply part with one witty comment…
You know, like this one:
No matter how dumb or random spam becomes, it will *always* sound more intelligent and coherent than anything a politician could say…
“…it’s funny because it’s TRUE…”
Comment by 0x01 — 7/28/2004 @ 10:23 pm