The Spams Of Our Lives
Subject: Say bye to stomach and thighs
But I like being able to digest and walk…
Subject: responsible for the deaths
Damn, now I’m going to have to go into hiding again.
Subject: Find out if Francesca is a real man
Subject: Find out if Andre is a real womanUm, I’d hope *not*…
Subject: Re: machine-guns. Then you attempted
Attempted what??? Whatever it was, it sounded like fun…
Subject: don't be a moron Garth
Shyeah, it’s way too late for a Wayne’s World 3. But it’s never too late for a Party Time!!!
Subject: your mother knows you watch dangerous videos
Yeah, but I’m a grown man. I can watch “Do-It-Yourself Heart Surgery” if I want to.
Subject: Make your plate invisible- languish bowmen
Woohoo! I’ll finally be safe from all those archers hiding in the bushes along the highway.
Subject: Our team is ready
Good. Take out the communications towers while Strike Force B surrounds the airport. The capital will fall within hours.
How come you get all the funny spam, and all I still get are Viagra and Botox ads??? :-P
Comment by Pimp Daddy P — 2/10/2005 @ 12:08 am
99.9% of mine are too; I had to scan over a few thousand of them to find these.
Comment by heide — 2/10/2005 @ 9:22 am