It Never Ends
Subject: Everyone qualifys for our Diplomas! Cneitz
Hey, I’ve always wanted a diploma in breathing…
Subject: King of Pharmacy 8v
That’s only slightly more impressive than Duke of Deli Counter 3B.
Subject: Make big points with your boss!
I don’t think he’s the type to play video games, unfortunately.
Subject: Improved IMMUNITY
But can you get me diplomatic immunity? That would be sweet…
Subject: Don’t condoms suck?
No, you need somebody else’s assistance for that part.
Subject: What are you doing with all that pain?
I keep it in a desk drawer, in case I get unwanted visitors.
Subject: We got what you need cheap! To your door! OVERNIGHT
Wow, I didn’t know you could order swift kicks in the ass online.
Subject: Monkeys turned into workaholics
Uh oh, hopefully they’re not after my job…
