Subject: Your elegant watch will keep you warm
What, does it have a space heater built-in?
Subject: You are old enough to have a designer watch
Wait, there are age limits on these things? Is there a pamphlet or legal statute I can check for this?
Subject: No watch will be able to compete with yours
No thanks, the last thing I need is the government trying to declare my wrist a monopoly.
Subject: An elegant watch will give you the wings.
I didn’t know Red Bull made watches now.
Subject: Change your life for better ? get a decent watch.
Just a ‘decent’ one, though. Wouldn’t want to be showy or anything.
Subject: Feel the wonder of having a tremendous instrument
We’re still talking about watches here, right?