Subject: They need you weak
Yeah, well, the cyber-samurai aren’t going to catch me off-guard that easily…
Subject: Postgraduate degree in economics is your dream? Get it right now over here.
Man, I don’t remember most of my dreams, but I hope they’re more exciting than that.
Subject: Get more swell down there
You’re going to help me make more friends down in the U.S.?
Subject: Check out my awesome racks
I would, but my keycard won’t let me in your server room.
Subject: Two simple steps,Add the title "Ph.D" to your resume
Hey, that’s only one step! I may not have a Ph.D, but I did take Counting 100.
Subject: Tarzan in bed after 1 doze.
He probably should have taken the NoDoz instead.