As The Spam Turns, Episode IV

Subject: no need to lie on your application, we can sell you a verifiable universitty digree

I’m betting that it’s not a degree in English.

Subject: you can't get the position without a digree

And you obviously got yours from the first guy…

Subject: As seen on FOX News! Canadian Pharmacy Drugs %RND_ALT mayhem

Yes, it’s an unfortunate side effect that Canadian drugs have a tendency to spontaneously write violent, buggy e-mail scripts.

Subject: online HIV test: check it out

I’m not sure I want to know how an online test would collect the samples…

Subject: Now you can have her constipate kale

The danger of using randomly selected keywords is that the generated result might be even less appealing than what you’re flogging in the first place…