Subject: New Drug Store Kenny
Oh my God, they overdosed Kenny! You bastards!
Subject: The crocodile's best weapon against infection Ann
I didn’t know Typhoid Mary had a sister. Those crocodiles better watch out…
Subject: re : painfull appointment tuesday at 22-00
I think I might skip this appointment.
Subject: scan your PC for free Andy
No thanks, I’ve already got all the Andy I need.
Subject: Earth is not round! It's dirty!
Hey, round things can be dirty…
Subject: FAt sluts get DIRTY!
See!
Subject: i haerd you borke into a huose last ngiht
This is just fun to say with a mock-Swedish accent.
Subject: can Joaquin come over and watch?
Sure, he can sit there enthralled while I fix up compiler warnings, validate type safety after adjusting interfaces, fill out work schedule estimates…
Subject: assist your husband with his pain
Things You Didn’t Know About Yourself Part #1: Your gay spouse.
Subject: why does your wife spy on you
Things You Didn’t Know About Yourself Part #2: And apparently I’m a polygamist.
Subject: help your daughter with her pain
Things You Didn’t Know About Yourself Part #3: With a presumably adopted or bastard daughter.
Subject: Please confirm everything,. Mon, 01 Nov 2004
Gee, I don’t know if I have the authority to confirm *everything*…
Spam = funny.
Your commentary = hilarious. :-)