Subject: I will guide you to your first million;))
Whoa, no thanks. I have no idea what I’d do with that many smilies.
Subject: Full of health? Then don't click!
You’re right, I should save that health pack until the boss fight.
Subject: Forget about annoying 30-40 minutes before sex.
Hey, what have you got against foreplay?
Subject: Fifth Third Bank reminder: mail from Fifth Third Bank.
Sorry, but I’m actually signed up with the Thirty-Fourth Seventeenth Bank.
Subject: Wanna read the conversations your husband, wife, and kids are having on Yahoo and MSN?
Sure! I’d love to spy on both my wife, and, uh…husband?
Subject: PUSH PUSH PUSH
Why? Am I in the middle of labor? I hate sudden surprises like that…