Subject: Be satisfied for life!
You know, most DMs fulfill that kind of Wish request by doing something like killing you instantly…
Subject: Enter the New Year without ED dysfunction
ATM machine. PIN number. ED dysfunction.
Subject: Your dream is reality You have 70% cut off in our software shop
Er, which 70% of me do you intend to cut off?
Subject: Amaze your gf with your new dimension
Hey, I have enough trouble navigating through three dimensions already.
Subject: Embarassed over what you have in your pants?
I swear, officer, I have no idea how that squirrel got in there.