If I ever move to another apartment, I’m going to have to make sure it’s on at least the third floor. Having to lock up all of the windows most of the day and night makes it way too hot and stuffy in here during the summers. On a couple of occasions the landlord had reported people suspiciously snooping around my windows, too.
Oddly enough, I’m still hoping for a house one day, which would have these problems even worse…
Ask yer landlord if he needs a security guard with a bad attitude. I can start immediately, as long as he doesn’t ask questions about where trespassers end up. ;-)