Incompetence

It took me six tries just to write out next month’s rent cheque just because I kept fucking up my own goddamn signature.

That’s a lot of wasted cheques. It’s a wonder I remember how to breathe properly…

2 thoughts on “Incompetence”

  1. At the risk of coming across as anything other than sincerely curious, how does one fuck up one’s own signature?

    While we’re on the topic, how did you manage to do so before the King of Fucking Up Simple Things (a.k.a. me) did? ;-)

  2. I have no consistency at all in my cursive handwriting, so it’s all too easy for it to come out “suspiciously different” each time. Last night I was apparently ‘off’ even more than usual…

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